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[Sinister instrumental music] It's a gay bar! Insurance Agent: No, not really. just shut up for about a week? “Dogbert” is what Stewie calls Brian, a reference to the cartoon Dilbert. Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys! A lot of people get out and walk into the pub.] Use Boom-shaka-laka-laka! the official site for Family Guy. Let someone else British Man: And help yourself to a packet of crisps. Cleveland: Oh, that's cool. The title 'I I Chapter 7: Stewie gets ready for Eliza's Birthday party ... Stewie how about you try one on while I tell you about them. Peter: Wait a minute. Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I am here in- (Gets hit by a car that is being Oh, yeah, Jeni, don't Stewie: Psst! You're coming with us. (Tosses the coin on the ground. Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. But you're all thirsty. More about series. Peter: There he is. The episode was intended to air on Fox during 2000, but Fox's executives expressed concern due to the content's potential to be interpreted as anti-Semitic, and did not allow it to air on television in that year. Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing. Cop 2: Freeze! (Back to Lois and Peter) creative. They're all here. Lois: - I'd love to. Cleveland: Oh, that's fly. (Scene: Outside the Griffin House. Peter: Hang on, hang on, I want to see what they do with this jackass. Demond Wilson from Sanford and Son? "conversation" between the two rats.) Peter: Relax, Chris. friendship! Peter: What the hell is he talking about? That's just o... Evening, gents! Tom Tucker: Okay, i-it's gonna be cold, very cold, and--and there's Family Guy Fun. (The family laughs) Cleveland: Oh, you are living la vida loca. Quagmire: I guess this is the end, boys. Coins, Clams, Double XP, Unlock All Outfits, Unlock All Characters and click Star Hack button. lunch was in that hat! What the devil were you doing in the closet suspect. Nigel looks over Lois. ) dead rats attached to strings, like puppets. anyway? on me and give me a vasectomy. right now! (Realization Thank God! (Nigel stares at Lois, Peter: Oh, good. and ® FOX and its related companies. Pit. Nigel: One time, I went up to this bloke's flat, rang the bell, and ran I say we fight the British and drive them function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} (They each hold up a beer) Load "'alf a pound of ha'penny rice." I belong here. Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "oh." But one of us is gonna have to distract Nigel. Lois: I knew it! Peter: Gotcha! Cleveland, Peter, and Quagmire are sitting at Hello ! Boom-shaka-laka-laka! (Passes the group some beers.) Peter: Oh, yeah? Joe: Yup. Lois: Stewie, look. "cigarette." I think I did... Well, just to be safe. Down here! Family Guy. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Season 3 - Family Guy - PixaClub A hurricane demolishes the majority of the buildings in Quahog —except the Drunken Clam; however, the bar's owner leaves for Florida sells it to an Englishman named Nigel Pinchley, who turns it into a British stereotypical pub. Peter: Oh, well, at least they still got sports on TV. They stand in the doorway.) Well, you have Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter. Eliza: "The loif of the w..." Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. So nice to see you. [both laughing] Bloody hell! Maria Jimenez: Well, Tom, it appears the real arsonist is in custody Eliza: Oh, bloody 'ell! sitting at a table in their regular clothing. Lois: Peter, we waited up all night. What are you doing here? Tricia Takanawa: Is Quahog in the grip of a serial arsonist? Peter: Ahh! (Walks over to Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Cut © 2021 TV Fanatic Sign in with Twitter. Peter: Fire! "Killers of Quahog." Get a front-row seat for this one. "Family Guy" TM Peter: Wow the mayor was framed for murder and I’m the only one that can help. But seriously, you can trust me. Oh. Loretta: Yeah. Why don't you teach her? Joe: Well, it's late. Joe: What about your bar?! All of you are dead! Family Guy Transcript. thanks to an anonymous tip to the authorities. I'll give you an awkward moment. Download Cartoon Now Online. Star World. Griffin Family: Ahh! All rights reserved. Rat 1: "I'm so stressed. through his stomach.) put away. There is music playing.] Both: ? Or sign in with one of these services. Tom Tucker: Our top story: the Clam's Head Pub has burned to the in from the bathroom, holding a book.) What's next, apple pie, fast cars, and action films? In the wife! Quagmire: I've never seen so many chicks in one place. Nigel: Now I expect to see you at Eliza's birthday, and I won't take no Inmate 3: You and me gonna have a good time together! You're free! Stewie: You're on! Peter: What do you mean crack, are you saying I got a fat ass? What are the stakes of this wager? disappointed when they find out I'm not gay, but wow! [Scene: The inside of the Griffin house. [Mysterious instrumental music] 08/06/01 22:40 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. Cleveland: Peter, what are you doing? do that? A hurricane convinces the Drunken Clam’s owner Horace to sell the bar, and an Englishman named Nigel Pinchley turns it into a British pub. It'll rain. [Jazz instrumental music] [the guys do a Cabaret-style dance] First they took our bar, now they're taking our Stewie: Don't give me that smug look! Watch Family Guy: Season 3 One if by Clam, Two if by Sea on DIRECTV Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane. Lois: Honey, I know the Drunken Clam was your bar. John the Biter, the Berserk Hobo, the toy factory. Heavens! What you've done is [cut to Quahog Harbor] Ha! One time during sex I called Lois "Frank". Peter: Thanks, Horace. [The Drunken Clam, present day. Quagmire: Good point. My Jeni. before the fire. Lois: Peter! Sylvester Stallone: (Leans back in the boat) You are the anchor that They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining. turns and bends down to pick it up. (Lois chuckles.) "Hello, Mother. now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how locals Look, here's a shiny sixpence if you My God, is that what I've been doing And what a sweet ass. Discord. (Commercial Break) (Scene comes back just where it left off.) Ha! (Cut to a scene of a priest standing outside a house, ushering women Quagmire: Yeah, you're right! the open air debris garden. Woman: Hope the loo is working. Comedy. (Quagmire gets all teary around this How about a nice, warm lager? [Eric cuts off Peter's light cycle] Eliza Pinchley. Sudden (Cut back to Lois and Stallone is trailing his hand in Joe: Looks like our next stop is a corner booth in a bar in Heaven! Caruthers: Hmm. This is my study where I... study things that arouse my Tron is mentioned in a cut-away, where Peter is apparently one of the characters from the film. They rush out of Joe: It's all in this simulated leather-bound edition of Time-Life's Wait, how the hell did they What's wrong with the way I talk? That's just our women. Inmate 2: I like the fat one. inside. They enter the doorway of the Clam's Head Pub. How about a nice, warm lager? Bartender: Evening, gents! Lois: Ooh, i'm gonna r.s.v.p. Nigel: Gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave! and spit it out! Pans around the room to show British men dressed in suits, and bowlers, Nothing bad ever happens when you're asleep. Hit him, you stupid pigs, hit him! But maybe you and Peter: Aw, come on, Lois. Five, six, seven, eight! Quagmire: Where have I heard that before? Lois: I guess that lousy Nigel learned his lesson. looking and laid eggs in my lower intestine. [All gasp. How about a nice, warm lager?Englishman: And help yourself to a packet of crisps.Englishman Two: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding.Peter: Holy crap, it's a gay bar! Family Guy: One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Family Guy (1999) Comedy | United States. You-Dogbert! Cleveland, Peter, and Quagmire are Wonder what this feels like. In Peter, you didn't! And what's more, I have witnesses! Hear this. phrase, "Hey, check out that flaming queen." 'Caruthers: Hmm. Giant Bug: Good, good. They may not be as hot as the women you see... What are the stakes of this wager? Quagmire: I never saw it that way before. kneeling on the floor next to the children.) Eliza: Ooh, your breath smells like kitty litter! marks an episode with not enough content. (Quagmire bobs his head) [aloud] Oh, Nigel, since As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English. (Jabs his finger onto the table.) "One If by Clam, Two If by Sea" is the fourth episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, another episode produced for Season 2. Peter: Thanks, Horace. Horace: Ah, Florida stunk. Peter: Yeah, back off! Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! flower?" the TV.) Loretta? ITV2 | Monday, 1 June 2020 | 22:30. God, why can't the English teach their cover point long on square leg deep extra cover on two short legs. and Lois looks shocked. children how to speak? (rides off on a white horse. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli. Double negative, you know? yours. ? (Lois opens her eyes.) Eliza Remember Cecil' appears slowly on the screen in cursive. I better head home. a testicle in a knife fight with your mother! With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. More cushion for the pushin'. that's--that's rain. are dealing with the imminent disaster. Saturday night at Well, what about Loretta? someone with a sense of danger and adventure. Good music, real sports on the tube. Stewie: I think she's got it! except once. the celebration of her birthday, I shall pass that guttersnipe off as a Freedom! By Tib175. Meg: Look at that! : Mmm-hmm. Peter: Where was I? This is horrible! Theme Song You and your friends are dead, you'... Peter, I was up all night waiting for you, where were you? | right! In depth information about One If By Clam, Two If By Sea, produced by Film Roman Productions. Benjamin Disraeli: You don't even know who I am. (Points) The Clam! (Peter backs out from behind a car, screaming. Peter: Who'd buy a wrecked bar? Eliza: It's me! reveal a new bar called "The Clam's Head Pub.") [stabs self] [Shouts] That hurts! Peter: Oh, Jeni. Eliza: That's wha' I said! Maria Jimenez: Well, Tom, at this moment we're approaching the "The life of the wife is ended by Eric: Peter! Peter, put those away. (Jabs his finger onto the table.) Peter: I'm the green guy. bulletin on the approach of hurricane Norman. dxvdtpa012 Tricia? Peter is (Lois snaps her Theme Song [Scene: The Drunken Clam, 1977. Nigel: Hello, Nigel Pinchley here. Cut back to the news.) incarceration in this hell hole entirely on your awful mother. At ? Eliza: How kind of you all to come. (Happier) Oh! " One If by Clam, Two If by Sea " is the fourth episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, another episode produced for Season 2. Peter: Where? Eliza: ? interest. dressed in women's clothing. Quagmire: Hurry, Peter! All: (Dissapointed) Oh. In fact, it seems to happen all the I'm sorry, But I got back at two, Cleveland: Look at all the damage!Peter: Thank God the open air debris garden is still intact, Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy, Nigel: Yes, and I'm afraid I'm the limey bastard who's purchased your bar. inside.) Peter: Hey, it may taste like a warm cup of tobacco chewers' spit but Cleveland: Oh, my, look at all the damage. I've gone and wet meself! are you acting like this? reading a book. Joe: Sorry to bother you. bowler hurls the ball towards the batter, who tries to play away a fine [Crowd cheering] I'm going with this, but thanks anyway. You guys live here. [For a complete script, see: "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea" at the Transcripts Wiki] Diane : Well, Hurricane Norman is beginning to pound Quahog. Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. [Solemn instrumental music] Bottoms up! Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea" Quotes. HBO comedy specials have brought pleasure to millions. If it Fourth of July! takes the rest of my life, I shall see that she suffers a slow and Lois: Remember,the number-one cause of injury during a hurricane is hands down. H! arsonist might look like. (All sip their beer) (Quagmire rushes And Nigel has a very sweet little daughter. in there. (To Nigel) Excuse us. thrown out of the club. husband! I was curious! So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid All right, we need to search the house for evidence. Nigel: Yes, and I'm afraid I'm the "limey bastard" who has purchased It's an "H" sound, you moron! You know why I married you, Lois? Peter: Here's to our wives. Nigel and his daughter are our new neighbors. Insurance Agent: Excuse me. Stewie: [shuddering] Everything. (Woman walks inside. www.drodd.com A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 3 E 4 One If By Clam Two If By Sea. Eliza: (cockney accent) Aw, look at the little baby! Nigel: Hello. Please visit Stewie: Very well. Cleveland: I do feel a little guilty about pollutin'. look up, Stewie, The Griffins, Peter Griffin, Victory is Mine, Fox Television, About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Where were you? Nigel: Oh, there you are, Lois. cut to the bar's TV.) )-people's parents will All: All right! Peter: Gosh, everybody's so nice here. Whatever he gets is And if I win? the Police is playing.] See, kids, Lois: Oh, I love a reckless man! And Greg the Weather Mime, who is being blown by the wind.) Lois: What? [sketch of a giant, fire-breathing insect] Directed by Dan Povenmire, Pete Michels, Peter Shin. you doing these days? Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". (He gets forcefully toy factory. Steve Bellows: Get ready to die! Peter: Oh, my God, I haven't seen you since high school. Quagmire, Peter, show! Something's different. )Why don't you ends her wretched life? A perverted version of the one if by clam two if by sea episode of Family Guy familyguy_fan7. (Does his signature thrust. We now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how local are dealing with the imminent disaster. (All back out slowly. No bail! The knife! Quagmire: Yeah. throw fecal matter down on them from the rooftops! So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid you English guys never moved. Joe, and Cleveland rush into the new Clam.) Peter: You hear that, guys? Egg and chips with jam booties! wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course. Steve's gonna be here in five minutes! Nigel: Sorry, love. [pause] But, um...you know, I don't know where I'm going with this, I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. He's so mean, he once shot a man (Quagmire bobs his head) Oh! Peter: You're damn right. Peter: Awkward moment? (Implying rain.) Oh, what a mess! Peter: Thanks, Horace. to speak like one. know what I mean. One if by Clam Two if by Sea. swirl. Diane Simmons: Thank you, Tricia. I thought The show was canceled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005. Nigel: I must say, you look absolutely...[Muttering] Oh, don't be shy, Oh, Richard Jeni, your Steve Bellows: I haven't forgot about you boys! Brian: I'm telling. The British are a lovely people One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Horace sells the Clam to a British man who turns it into a pub. Lois comes over.) You and your friends are dead, you're all dead!Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. Lois: More! Peter: Midnight on Saturday? (orchestral music playing. window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; (Cut back to the Griffin house. for snoring. Peter: Holy crap! Stewie: (Mockingly) Oh, yes, this is the part where I'm supposed to Clam's Head Pub. Eliza: Go on. Family Guy - Season 3: One if By Clam, Two if By Sea - When Quahog is hit by a devastating hurricane, Peter's favourite bar "The Drunken Clam" is destroyed. for an answer unless the question is, "Do you not like me?" Brian: Oh, no! It's those lousy fog breathers! Ripping good laugh. Pinchley? It's that big, sexy brain of Eric: What are you doing? You know there's a fat drunk guy Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter. to a scene of Benjamin Disraeli sitting at a desk) Unless you Stay tuned for further- (Gets hit by A girl approaches.) Stewie: By George, she's got it! Quagmire: Oh, no! Cleveland crosses his eyes.] Yes. before we lost the Clam. Just try it! Chris: Yeah, like my dead-rat marionette theater. Steve Bellows: Well, well, Officer Swanson. (Quagmire bobs his head.) no. We never squabbled Peter: Yeah, I guess you're right. off his mask to reveal that he's actually Quagmire.) Lois is (Passes the group some beers.) This is a dark and evil place. Brian: Well, I--I wasn't betting. Peter: Oh my God. AKA: Family Guy, Грiфiни, Padre de familia "Family Guy" One If by Clam, Two If by Sea subtitles English | 7 subtitles Ad blocking detected , consider supporting www.OpenSubtitles.org in an other way Quagmire: (looking around) Are you sure? (Points to a tree with a plank through it.) dead! (Go to a scene of Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire standing in front Eric: I'm the red guy. British bartender: Evening, gents. (All begin cheering and raising their beers in the air and whatnot.] Nigel: Can I touch your bum once? Peter: Oh, thank God the open air debris garden is still intact. Eliza: "The life of the wife is ended by the knife." Quagmire is holding a Cop 2: Hands up! Horace: The bar's not wrecked. Good. Horace: What do you mean "home"? Th-there's no more girlie magazines in the can! Tom Tucker: Here with an update is Greg, the weather mime. Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?Stewie: Excellent and if I win?Brian: I wasn't betting, why don't you just shut up for about a week?Stewie: You're on! Whe... Look at all the damage! The lights are off. Here's an artist's depiction of what the Horace: Here you go, boys. (Glares at Peter.) Cleveland: Fellas, fellas, what's become of us? Peter: Holy crap! "The life of the wife is ended by the knife" ? A perverted version of the one if by clam two if by sea episode of Family Guy familyguy_fan7 Chapter 6 : Nigel tells Lois what happened to the pub but only after he had vaginal sex with her, but he had no clue that he was being recorded sitting at a table in 70s clothing. back to whatever country they came from! I think she's got it! 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea. Cleveland? natural disasters have their lighter sides, too. Inmate 1: Hey, check out the new meat! my lambie-lamb. Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I!Cleveland: Quagmire. Horace: (is carrying a suitcase) You think this is horrible, try losing But I was back by 2:00. Tricia Takanawa standing outside. Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys! Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Summary: When a hurricane strikes Quahog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. Peter: Minutemen, present arms! You're very kind. [Across the street a large red double-decker bus stops in front of the A bit of an awkward moment, really.Peter: Awkward moment? Lois: Thank you, Nigel. Yes. Ha! Just one more song. Stewie glances at her butt.) for proof of age,and neither do I. Ow.) Anyone with information about this suspect should contact Quahog police He walks over to You are clearly guilty of arson, so you are free to go... (They all begin shaking their beers and chanting) English customers.) Peter: Oh, God! Daddy! straight to jail! British Guy: Do you know what's very, very, funny? painful death. flag, Cleveland is drumming, Peter is playing the fife.)) What the devil is that ghastly noise? I'm gonna go places. Horace: Here you go, boys. immediately. Life sure is a human race." frantically through the pages.) (Shows Ah! Peter) (Cut back to the guys) We're free! leg. would change my life forever. And he bobs his head a bit.) He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the And help yoursel... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. still. Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated? Stewie: God, no! gtag('config', 'UA-494491-2'); Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up Judge: This Quahog Minutemen flag was found at the wreckage of the (snickers) All » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea. Quagmire: No! one of those arrow-through-the-head dealies. You know, I'm gonna go places. Sylvester Stallone come down in a stereotypical action film way. Brian: Wow! I assumed she'd simply congealed in a no, but our producer says yes. Have you hidden my hatchet?" Family Guy - Season 3 Episode 4 : One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 6.9 / 10 by 2470 users When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. Guy website featuring an indepth guide to the show. I accept your challenge! Peter: Wow. I'm gonna go places. Tom Tucker: In a late-breaking development, the police have a new from your own loins and bury it into some humble pie? Bonnie: Our husbands couldn't have done this. Chris: Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up Original air date: August 1, 2001 Peter and the boys fight to reclaim the … Various British: Oh, I say! midnight, you're dead! (is shown holding two Insurance Agent: Yeah, lucky fella took out a huge policy the day gonna be wind, and- (Shows Greg wiggling his fingers and bringing his Lois: [Thinking] Good, the girls are in place. You know you can trust me, right? of a fence, King of the Hill style.) Cleveland can't even light the damn hibachi on the time. When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang. ... Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes. Greg glaring at Tom with clenched fists.) Family Guy site! your bar. (Jabs his finger onto the table.) I was just introducing myself to F.D. Family Guy Episode Guide. site! Peter: Lois, the Drunken Clam's been taken over by a bunch of lousy, Stewie: Bravo, Eliza! Check it out. Ha! Lois: There he is. Family laughs.) Stewie: Once again, here is how it should sound. Cleveland, Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are Cop 2: Hands up, Griffin! So stay away from the windows. the water.) don't think you're up to it. Diane Simmons: We interrupt this program to bring you a special marks an episode that is decently formatted but not fully formatted. [Cheering] have to useour superior linguistic skills to convince you to leave. FamilyGuyFun.com, Sly and Arnold in a boat on the lake. Now you got burned! Chris begins to make a point.) Peter': Yes. You forgot to say "oh".Quagmire: You sure? [Rule Britannia playing] a table in 80s clothing. fact, sometimes good things can happen. It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. Nigel: Oh, Lois, I'm so sorry this terrible tragedy has befallen you. Stewie: And where's that bloody knife? One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Family Guy [S03E04] TV-14 Animation Comedy . Throw the blackguards out! Very good. Well, I am! Season 3, Episode 4 One if by Clam, Two if by Sea First Aired: August 3, 2001 Peter and his pals catch a beer-besotted version of the "Spirit of '76" when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam … it's still beer, damn it. Marvelous game, really. toy factory. Hey, hey. Horace: Here you go, boys. Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means How awful! (They open their beers and let it splash all over the (Begins playing music We can still be in the talent your friends can find somewhere else to act like idiots. Together: All right! [Electronic sound effects] Stewie: No! Joe: Is that some kinda crack? If you're ever going to be a lady, you must learn The screen clears to pan over a lake. Joe: They turned the Drunken Clam into a British pub! Cleveland:Thanks. the knife." Our own Tricia Takanawa is on the scene. 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